Seriously, that's as far as I read before deleting the bitch. And I can't immagine anyone else here at Newgrounds doing otherwise.

I mean, you either believe in them of you don't. If you do, you're functionally retarded, and thus can't figure out how to access the internet in the first place. If you don't, then you read the first sentance, realize that what you're reading is a chain letter, and therefore a waste of your time, and delete it. There's no reason for anyone with an I.Q. higher than cheese to read any further.

The other thing I've noticed is, a lot of this is being perpetuated by throw-away shill accounts with nonsense names like "jklsjh" or "aetedf." I can think of two possible explainations. One, it could just the latest wave of circle-jerk griefing we've all come to know and love here at Newgrounds. Two, (and this one's the truly scary thought,) regular users could be signing up for garbage accounts so they can forward the chain mail without hurting their own reputations.

Is that depressing, or what? Just think, there could actually be someone out there savvy enough to realize that everyone else thinks chain mails are garbage, but gullible enough to just do what the junk mail says so nobody gets hurt.