Total Medals Earned: 727 (From 106 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,000 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/200 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20
Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.
Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (195/495 points)
Roast a chicken using the flame magic!
Perform a 3 x combo
Accumulate 10,000 GP or more
Kill 100 enemies in a single game
Complete the game
Reach XP level 10
Complete the game in one sitting, without quitting or dying
Buy nothing from the shop
Complete the game in under 500 moves
Complete the game only destroying groups of 3 blocks or more
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/150 points)
Beat the Boss
Lure an enemy into an acid pool
Reach 99 Ammo
Break into a Boss Battle without Destroying all the Orbs First
Get the Strongest Armor Helmet
Collect all 7 Permanent Upgrades in One Game
Get the wings
Reach Level 13
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (45/95 points)
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (490/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (115/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Die ten times
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world