WarpZone's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I Swear To God]

Saw it coming.

>_<

*sigh*

It's... let's call it well-paced. Um. Since your goal was clearly teen-movie gross-out factor, I can't fault you for your style. Even the hot chicks looked creepy and distorted. Despite what everyone says, it works well for the dark gutteral humor you were trying to convey.

I'd suggest you work on your aesthetics and seek out some voice actors if you ever intend to do an entertaining, feel-good toon, but I really can't agree with the crowd on this one. I mean, you were trying to make a gross toon, and judged in that context, I have to say you succeeded admirably in every step of the process, from character design to writing to art style to voices. It all contributed to the overall horribleness. Like Salad Fingers or something.

I can't believe I'm doing this...

Full points.

Now NEVER fucking do that to us AGAIN! >.<

[The Fear Hole - Episode 5]

Best monster evar

The Crocktopus is totally going into the next D&D game I DM.

Scythemantis responds:

CHALLENGE RATING: CROCTOPUS

[Mastermind]

It was great, the first time I saw it...

That's what I would normally say, but I think they might have polished it up a bit more. I don't remember the sound and the lighting being this good the first time around. Even so, it seems weird to have part 1 and 2 on the front page at the same time. Oh well, maybe it's been a slow week.

This seems a lot more polished than I remember it, so if you did make changes, good job.

[2008| Meet the Pyro]

Is he french or spanish or what?

It was pretty funny, especially the guy running around and mumbling into his mask during combat. I didn't find it as engaging as Meet the Heavy, though. Try re-editing it. Cut the guy's speech up, splice in a few close-ups of the wine glass or whatever, give it to us out of order like a heavily-edited documentary. A longer speech isn't always neccessarily better, which is probably why RL documentaries are chopped up so finely in the first place. Overall it's great, though, and you mostly captured the spirit of the ads.

[Gamer Tonight - MMO Gamer]

Another great episode... when I first saw it.

Seriously, didn't you already release this episode? I've seen it before, and I'm pretty sure I saw it at Newgrounds, so what's it doing on the "new submissions" list?

I'm really looking forward to GTL. Can't wait to see what you do unplugged.

RubberNinja responds:

Nope, this is its first time on NG. You probably saw it on the site.

[Dude, Where's My Penis?]

Huh.

I was kinda expecting a "Detachable Penis" music video. This was less predictable. I agree that it was way too short, though.

More talking. More funny. Less dead air.

[Awesome Video Games - Ep1]

"Back then?"

I thought this was a parody of CONTEMPORARY video game ads. Have you looked at any video game shows "for the masses" lately? It's STILL like this. Oh, sure, TechTV might have a bigger budget but it's basically the same crap. Walk into any GameStop and look up. You'll find basically this exact same show playing on that annoying TV they have bolted to the ceiling.

I'd just assumed you picked the NES to exagerrate the fact that by the time anyone in the television industry takes notice of a video game, it's always some dinosuar that came out like 6 months ago. Guess I gave you too much credit for sarcasm. That or I didn't give you enough, and even your Author Comments were facetious. Hard to tell, anymore.

[Hitaro the King]

Completely historically inaccurate, but good fun!

You mixed your metaphors indiscriminantly, what with the european knight, asian influence that seemed to split the difference between Chineese and Japanese, completely modern music and a touch of the ol' west. You told a decent story, though, and you told it with style and passion! Full points! :D

[CoreyStuckInPurgatory V]

My honest imprerssion1 of the Corey series, part 4

...sh...

STAY TOONED!

[CoreyStuckInPurgatory I]

My honest imprerssion of the Corey series:

Corey Stuck in purgatory is a very...

STAY TOONED!