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[Mech Slayer]

"I LOVE IT!"

This is an especially solid shmup hybrid, not unlike Smash TV.

The control is excellent, and the enemies and their projectiles move slow enough that you really feel in control. All of the weapons are quick and responsive. This isn't one of those games where the sniper rifle takes so long to reload you can never use it, and there's no need to worry about splash dammage from your own rockets.

You will occasionally go after some money and get pinned down, forcing you to take a hit, but thankfully you have enough health to act as a buffer.

I thought that the shop between levels was kind of a letdown. Basically because there's no real choice. You always just buy the next thing on the list. There is never any reason to do otherwise. Also, I would have liked to see max HP powerups for sale in the shop, not just healing. A good shop lets the player restructure their abilities to suit their play-style. This shop just felt tacked-on. They could have just given you a new gun every 2 levels and the result would have been the same, so the shop is kinda a red herring.

I got as far as the second boss, and then I died instantly because there's no obvious charge-up before the beam attack comes out. I don't really feel motivated to try again, because I know there's nothing I could have done differently, shop-wise, to improve the odds. I just happened to be standing on the left when the stage before the boss ended, and immediately after the fight started, I got raped by the beam attack. Two hits was all it took to take me from full health to dead, and I certainly didn't have any chance to study the boss's attack patterns or learn from my mistakes. Lack of any continue feature means your first mistake will be your last. Or more accurately, the first enemy you encounter with an attack that can hit you quickly, cover a huge area, and do a lot of damage, represents a bottleneck where the difficulty spikes and the penalty for making a mistake suddenly goes from a little health to all your progress.

Up until that one boss with the instant-death beam attack, it's a perfectly solid game. For all I know, it might resume being a solid game afterwards. But I have no desire to do it all over again just to find out.

It would also be nice to see a variety of rooms, or even scrolling levels for the player to explore. maybe some health power-ups so it doesn't come down to a choice between buying health or buying a new weapon, both of which feel necessary after each wave.

I did like the mecha designs and the graphics. The strangely silent intro animation, while impressive, felt overwrought and kinda pretentious for such a simple little game. Overall, it's a great but simple game that could have been incredible if it were a little deeper and the difficulty didn't spike in the middle like that.

xdragonx10 responds:

Thanks for the really in-depth review, I'll form a proper reply later.

[Infection Game]

Incredible game, except there's no skill involved.

Okay, this game had a lot going for it. Decent graphics & sound. An incredibly efficient (I'm guessing Bitmap-only) engine. Tons of stuff happening at once with no slowdown. Delightful emergant behaviors (try firing the laser after using the triple ship powerup for a poor-man's bomb!) and seemingly unlimited waves of gradually-increasing difficulty. Yet it never quite seems to become unbeatable.

So what's the problem? By level 50 or so the game has already accelerated to the point where seeing what's going on, thinking, planning, and reacting just isn't humanly possible. There's no gameplay, after that point, except holding down the rotate button, keeping three ships active at all times, and spamming the special attacks.

Soon after that, the various powerups are appearing and disappearing so rapidly that the only thing you can do is mash the 1-7 keys indefinitely.

I do like the fact that the game was able to keep going forever. I finally quit after level 700, and today's top score apparently played for 58 times longer than I did. Scary. Despite the fact that the game remains (technically) playable pretty much forever, it's only fun for about a minute or two, before rapidly accelerating past frantic and into button-mashing spamfest.

Usually when I see scores this high, I assume the highscore table's been hacked, but in this case it's pretty obvious that anyone can score that high if they sink enough time into it. If I had the right macros, I could beat the top score with duct tape. The only limit is Flash's max integer value.

All that said, I like how the game never beats you over the head with failure. Grainsalt came very close to an ideal game design, here. IMHO the only problem is that the gameplay is a bit TOO streamlined. I recommend breaking the gameplay up a little bit, next time. Do five waves, then display a shop menu where the player can buy powerups. Then the next five waves, maybe there's some different gameplay rule or foreign object in the arena that changes the gameplay a bit. Maybe every hundredth stage could be a boss, I dunno. My point is, the diversity available within the game was all packed into the first few minutes of gameplay. Ideally you'd want to spread that out over the course of the game.

If the game has infinite length, you need an infinite number of permutations, sprinkled liberally over the course of the game. I attempted this (clumsily) in one of my games, and I don't recommend it. Probably Diablo II came the closest out of any game I've played, but even then it didn't truly last forever.

I guess the moral is, spread your content a little thinner next time. Don't add a time limit or a surefire lose state, but do make it an ongoing campaign with breaks, a way to save your progress, and notably different gameplay over time.

[Clockstile Takeover]

Okay premise, good graphics, horrible gameplay.

The gameplay kinda reminds me of that old Bijou Billy game for the NES. For those of you too young to remember it, that wasn't a compliment. Let's just say there's a reason Mario and Sonic are the classics and nobody's ever heard of Bijou Billy.

Unfortunately, the things that can kill you with one hit are only visible for like a split second, so the only way to beat the game is to memorize each obstacle ahead of time. That means contant pointless re-playing, dying over and over again, is the only way to advance. Reflexes and spur-of-the-moment decision-making don't factor into it.

The game could still be playable, maybe, if it was good. unfortunately, clicking on the intro movie doesn't let you skip it, which means unless you *really* like staring at text and a sloppy tomfulp sketch, you're doomed to waste 2 minutes of your life over and over again waiting for the next 30 seconds of gameplay.

Graphics during the game were good. It's just a shame about the gameplay. I never got past the first rocket guy, so who knows, maybe it's really great after that part. I'll never find out. The intro is just a deal-breaker for me.

I suggest Galathos use Math.rand() to supply the player with slower, easier challenges in less predictable places next time. True challenge comes from showing the player what obviously needs to be done, but introducing complications along the way. A game that kills you if you don't already magically know where all the trouble spots are isn't challenging, it's just a pain in the ass. Beat such a game once, and it will never challenge you again once you've cracked it.

[Escape the Den]

"You don't have the screwdriver."

Escape-the-room. You know the drill by now. Perhaps you've even gotten burned enough times in the past that you automatically hunt for hidden buttons along the floor near chairs and bookshelves and such, just in case there's something hidden behind it and the game's standard interface doesn't include an obvious way of doing that. You write down every number you see, and you rub every two items in the known universe together every time you find one. It's force-of-habit by now, right?

Well, unfortunately, that won't help you here. You see, there's one particular item, the screwdriver, which is jammed behind the computer monitor. You might consider that a spoiler, but it's not really, since you can't see the friggin' thing even if you look right at it. It looks more like a black sharpie cap on a very dark grey background.

I could overlook (no pun intended) something like this in an Adventure Game like Sam & Max, where every wrong move equals another easter egg's worth of hilarious hidden content, or in a game like Submachine where the atmosphere keeps you constantly tense. But this is a sterile, lifeless escape-the-room, more like Boat House. Only, instead of being creepy and alien, it's just a regular room with some ridiculously advanced gadgets hidden in the desk and wall.

There's no real story, so bizarre objects like the vibrating orb, which should have been thought-provoking, just felt tacked-on. I think the choose-your-own-adventure-style story concept was to blame. If you'd left the protagonist completely silent, and maybe given us notes left behind by the last people who were in the room, then the control panel hidden in the desk would have been intriguing. As it is, the objects in the room serve no purpose at all, other than to be part of the escape-the-room puzzle.

And I guess it's not fair to criticize the game for that. There's nothing wrong with making liberal use of genre conventions. The problem comes when you build an entire game out of nothing BUT genre conventions, and the button-hunt becomes an end unto itself.

If the screwdriver and other clues were clearly visible before you clicked on them, the game would be a trivial but playable 5-minute Escape the Room. As it is, it's a frustrating button-hunt that serves no purpose other than to direct traffic to the walkthrough.

Better luck next time. Next time, give us some characters, at least in note/diary/email form. Give us a simple-looking room at first glance, and then gradually transform it into something greater and much more meaningful. Not by exposing hidden control panels and weird alien Magruffins, but by revealing the story, bit by bit, to the player. Gradually filling in the blanks and adding meaning and significance to the room and its contents.

Or I'd settle for a purely functional puzzle game where I can actually see all the stuff.

Kyjast responds:

Ah, the joys of being a noob. Thanks to you and everyone else, I know all the problems I made in this game. My next one will have a plot, everything needed to get will be actually visible (Gasp!), and I'll make it a little more interesting by adding background music too. More meaning, coming right up.

[Inquisitive Dave]

Simple mindless wandering fun.

Adventure Game purists won't like it because you don't have to think. But on the other hand, NG users will love it because you don't have to think!

Basically you just run around the maze-like 2D world, hitting the space bar whenever you're prompted to. Puzzles solve themselves if you have the right item -- they're really more like keys. So it's more of a content-revealing maze than a game. That's okay, though. The content is kinda funny and there's nothing wrong with the controls or anything, so it's a fun way to kill a few minutes. Once.

Eventually, I got stuck-- I'm sure I've missed some obscure tiny item somewhere or confused two prompts as one, I'll check an online strategy guide later if I have time for it.

"Thanks! Now I can dance all day!" :D

[DayTrader]

I don't really understand what I'm looking at.

It must be an authentic stock-market sim, because no matter what I do, I always come away from it with less money than when I started. Even if I buy low and sell high, I take a bath. Maybe the buttons mean the exact opposite of what I think they mean, or something. I don't know.

As a video game, it's boring because there's only one risk/reward schedule and the interface is ridiculously obfuscated (just like in real-life,) but who knows. Maybe a real day-trader could benefit from training in this way. It certainly sounds like the author did everything he could to create an authentic trading simulation. Though frankly, those trading websites that let you experiment with fake money before you take the plunge are probably better practice.

It's a novel idea and it seems well-implemented, I just don't think I'm the right target audience for it. Giving the author the benefit of the doubt since I'm far from an expert on day-trading, two points off for the boring (but functional) interface.

AKGameworks responds:

There is a small commission per trade, and market orders are sold at the best bid price and sold at the best ask price. Ask-Bid should never be more than $0.10, but that's enough to lose money and probably what you experienced?

Other than that thank you for a insightful review. You may not have been the target audience, but there is quite a lot of work I need to do to make the game accessable to a wider audience.

[Crazy CAT Scan]

Fun, original premise, but no long-term interest.

The problem lies with the way the game escalates the difficulty. Since the scan bar gets thinner and thinner each level, eventually it becomes impossible to see anything. In other words, it's only a matter of time before you lose.

I recommend a bigger, more elaborate campaign mode in the next game you make. Something with persistent stats you can level up, and unlockable levels. That might seem odd for a medical game like this one, but trust me, there's all kinds of ways you can add long-term interest to an otherwise simple game premise.

[Post War]

Sluggish, awkward control impedes fun factor.

I played as the robot and I felt a bit under-powered. Then I played as the gunner chick and felt invincible until I hit that damn whip boss who could actually hit me from a distance. Clearly speed is uber in this game. Unfortunately, once I had a character who wasn't a magnet for enemy punches, I didn't find the gameplay challenging. Just awkward.

Most of the difficulty came from the fact that your attacks come out ridiculously slow. Also, your attacks will often miss an enemy while theirs will always hit (when you're both apart from each other vertically by a slim margin.) In other words, it feels like most of the challenge is manufactured, a byproduct of poor control, sluggish response times, and not near enough food.

Most of my favorite beat 'em ups are all hybrids, so maybe I'm just not appreciating the classic Final Fight-y-ness of it. But I felt the gameplay was a little linear and repetitive. Circling the enemy is okay, but I would have liked to see some more advanced combat options that are really OPTIONS the player can use liberally at any time.

In my mind, the ultimate beat 'em up RPG would include the long-term character building of Legend of Mana, the sheer number of RPG items as Valkyrie Profile, the amazingly solid combat of Guardian Heroes, and probably a healthy dose the jump-kicking fun of TMNT and the other arcade brawlers that used that same engine.

This game just has you trying to put a little breathing room between your guy and the enemies by walking in circles, sneaking attacks in when you think you can get away with it. That's the only play mechanic, apart from the occasional special attack, and it's not really enough to carry the gameplay.

I did love the characters and backgrounds. They're all interesting and they fit into the setting perfectly. I especially liked the gunner chick's intro animation. The music was completely lifeless, but at least it wasn't loud and was easy to tune out after a while.

The RPG elements were welcome, but I felt like much more could have been done with them. But more to the point, it does no good to add strategic depth to a game if the basic interface is this clumsy. Faster player attacks, please. Maybe some sort of a saved game/continue system so we can keep our persistent character development.

Maybe I'm asking too much. Maybe this was just meant to be a simple Final Fight clone with a shop between the levels, and it's not fair for me to expect it to be more than that. But, heck, River City Ransom did a great job of marrying RPG stat-building with 2D brawler, and that was in the 80's. There's no reason why this game couldn't be at least that good. It just needs... I don't know, a little more finesse. A little more depth and a lot less cheese.

[Tombscape]

Awesome game! :) Takes full advantage of flash!

It may just be a button-hunt with a few shooting gallery scenes added, but that doesn't stop it from being a fun romp. This game does just about everything you can do with a mouse, gameplay-wise, and it does it all quite well.

I only have a few nitpicks:

-In the math puzzle, the 8s and 9s look too much alike.

-The numbers are hard to see in the drawing-in-the-sand puzzle.

-I often missed a dot in the sand puzzle, even though it looked like I should have hit it. I suggest using Point.distance(p1,p2) to calculate how close the mouse cursor is to the next target, and if it's less than like 16 pixels or so, count it as a touch.

-Same thing with the torches you need to light in the hallway. I kept clicking on the torches but they wouldn't light. It was only by accident (and after trying all KINDS of other item combinations) that I discovered you need to click the space ABOVE the torch. Awkward. Maybe change it so that either way works?

(IM me if you need any more info on how to code it, but I have a feeling you're a great coder.)

These are extremely minor gameplay issues. Everything else about the game is great. Great graphics, great ambiance, great puzzles. The story is a little thin, but it works nicely in a "choose-your-own-adventure" kind of way. It certainly makes more sense than a millionaire shooting dinosaurs in a mayan temple and pushing giant stone cubes around with her chest. (Which is also made out of giant stone cubes.)

Excellent game, all around. :)

Psionic3D responds:

Very in-depth review and thanks for the nit-picks, they are appreciated and I'll definately keep your words in mind when I make the sequel ;-)

Thanks!!

[Lone Defender]

Bally tenpenny ones dropping in the custard!

Whew. What a trip. Lone Defender is a surprisingly earnest turret defense game that single-handedly delivers on the promise of every cheesy over-produced war game ever released to the Xbox generation.

I'm amazed no other game has attempted this. Capturing authenticity is easy when you USE ACTUAL HISTORY. Instead of making up some bullshit one-man army superhero story with like a few elements borrowed from WWII and plugged in as set-pieces, Lone Defender just shows you a front page story from an actual newspaper from back then.

Click the words "continued on page 2," and you'll get a link to the actual web archive of the actual articles! I was just along for the ride, at first, but every now and some random article would really grip me. We humans are fantastic information-filtering machines. We tend to skip over stuff we're not personally interested in, but we're great at skimming. For me, it was moments like the clever "ducks and drakes" bombing runs against german dams, the descriptions of horrified allied troops liberating a german concentration camp, the Americans and Soviets making contact behind enemy lines, Winston Churchill losing to the Labor party depsite succeeding gloriously as a wartime leader. Little details like that meant the world to me, and you'd never get those in like Battlefield 47 or whatever.

I'm sure other players would filter out other key moments and identify with them, but the point is that the game just tosses a ton of information at you between levels, and you'll probably come away with a few moments that really mean something to you personally.

Best of all, you're not getting briefed by some commander or something, you're just reading it on the front page of the newspaper like every other working-class sod. It's a brilliant way to convey story, and I applaud the author for it.

The game itself is just a stock turret defense game with little connection to the events of the war. You start off flacking the enemy with a slow, inaccurate piece of crap, (just like in real life,) but don't worry. The first stage is just barely playable, and as long as you don't neglect damage and spread some points around a bit, you'll soon build a gun you're comfortable with.

I actually held off on reviewing it until I beat the game, because I was worried about how playable it would be without the tier 6 powerups. I like NG because the black background lets me focus on the game, and the ads shut off so Flash Player has more resources to use on driving the game. Free is free, but if the sponsor's corporate agenda to come between me and playing the game, forget it, I won't play the game. I'm out. Mercifully, LD slips you the tier 6 powerups under-the-table after you've exhausted all other upgrade options. Then the game becomes a more standard TDG, with gradually escalating challenge. In the last few levels, I had to let some planes through because the first wave sends like 5 advanced prop planes with stars all at once, so there's nothing you can do but kill one or two of them and let the rest through. I beat the last stage with 1 life left, which is why I'm giving this game a 10 and not cussing the author out over a lack of any saved game system.

I wish all Edutainment titles worked this way. Sure, it's hard to cover all the establishment's programming when you let the player merely skim the articles, but I think I learned more about WW2 by playing this game than I did throughout grade school and high school.

I didn't mind the British frame of reference, either. It was a nice change of pace, and it served as a humbling reminder that while we may have ponied up plenty of planes, bombs, infrastructure, and some invasion troops, the bulk of the fighting was done over there in Europe.

In fact, after playing this game, I'm not convinced you can really tell the story of WW2 from an American soldier's perspective. Not that that will stop EA, but it's good to know that indie game devs on Newgrounds will always be around to pick up the slack.